Being a parent can be one of the most wonderful experiences of your life but it’s certainly not for everybody. Things like sleepless nights, endless crying, and complications like postpartum depression are a reality but if you can make it through the first few months, you can easily survive anything.
The struggle of being parent is real but you’ll get a lot of help and advice along the way. Here are 25 funny parenting tweets that sum up parenting nicely.
1) The kid in you gets to play again.
Twitter / @SpiralingMatt
2) Why am I suddenly hungry for French fries?
Twitter / @70Ceeks
3) That’s the smartest thing I’ve heard all day!
Twitter / @shakiraaevans
4) I have to admit, I worry too.
Twitter / @kellyoxford
5) Just me and my shadow…
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
6) What’s more important?
Twitter / @SpiralingMatt
7) It’s scary how much I relate to a 5-year-old.
Twitter / @mompsychologist
8) That could mean a lot of things…
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
9) Just making sure!
Twitter / @ValeeGrrl
10) Kids say the darndest things…
Twitter / @Liparazzi
11) It can’t be that bad and what does hair taste like?
Twitter / @amydillon
12) Couple couple couple?
Twitter / @shitmykid_says
13) Glad we’re on the same page.
Twitter / @CryingRyan
14) That’s just the beginning…
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
15) Forgive and forget.
Twitter / @AndyAsAdjective
16) Kids have so much creativity and they love “stickers.”
Twitter / @Dempster2000
17) If you have kids, let’s hope you’re a morning person.
Twitter / @buriedwithkids
18) Yass! Alone time…
Twitter / @KateWhineHall
19) That sounds about right.
Twitter / @jnyemb
20) Maybe next year…
Twitter / @Faux_Ma
21) The horror!!
Twitter / @LurkAtHomeMom
22) I’d eat that.
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
23) At least burritos don’t cry.
Twitter / @TheCatWhisprer
24) They won’t allow them in cargo.
Twitter / @TheCatWhisprer
25) This made me laugh a little too much.
Twitter / @kellyoxford
Becoming a parent is one of the biggest joys in life but if you’re not ready for it, perhaps a cat or dog? Please share these funny parenting tweets about the ever-loving struggle of being a parent with your friends and family.
