69 Funny Sassy Quotes for Instagram

“Sassy” is a word that’s thrown around a lot and used for everything from clothing and style to life choices, but it can be hard to pinpoint exactly what makes someone sassy. But when I think of the word “sassy”, I define it as someone with the ability to speak candidly, without fear of judgement or repercussion. In fact, it takes a lot of courage to be sassy! Enter sassy quotes…

As you can expect, there is a very, very fine line between being savage and being sassy. This list of 69 quotes will help you figure out just how sassy you are, as well as help anyone else who needs assistance in the area. It’s time to embrace your inner “sassinista”! Hope you enjoy them!

1) Let the sassy quotes begin!

“I’m a laid-back person with a ton of anxiety.”

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“Act like a lady. Think like a boss.”

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“Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.”

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“And though she is but little, she is fierce.” – William Shakespeare

5) A sassy quote a day also keeps the haters away.

“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”

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“It’s beginning to look a lot like [censored] this.”

7) Sassy quotes for sleepy girls…

“Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard.”

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“My blood type is coffee.”

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“They say don’t burn bridges you may have to cross later. I say I don’t mind swimming if the bridge was [censored] up to begin with.”

10) Funny sassy quotes when you just don’t care.

“I act like I don’t care but deep down inside me I still don’t care.”

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“If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.”

12) Reach for your dreams with sassy quotes!

“I don’t dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living.” – Steven Spielberg

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“My goal is to build a life I don’t need a vacation from.”

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“I got 99 problems, but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all.”

15) Short sassy quotes for the haters.

“Hating me won’t make you pretty.”

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“I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.”

17) More sassy quotes for Instagram.

“I don’t hold grudges. I remember facts.”

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“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” – Douglas Adams

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“I do a thing called what I want.”

20) Being a diva with classy sassy quotes.

“If I had any talent in the world…I would be a great diva.” – Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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“It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.” – J. K. Rowling

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“I’m just a good girl with bad habits.”

23) Sassy quotes I wish I had posted in my yearbook!

“Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.”

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“I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.”

25) Sassy quotes for her that oozes confidence.

“I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

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“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” – Cynthia Heimel

27) Be yourself with sassy quotes.

“Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself.” – Steve Maraboli

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“I love it how I pay for unlimited calls and talk to no one.”

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“I don’t make mistakes. I date them.”

30) Sassy quotes for an equally sassy woman.

“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” – Alice Walker

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“My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.”

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“You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.” – Nicki Minaj

33) Classy sassy quotes fit for a queen.

“On this day, a queen was born.”

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“Only the mediocre are always at their best.” – Jean Giraudoux

35) Take on the world with sassy quotes…and pants.

“Out of the way world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.”

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“People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.”

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“Physically here. Mentally somewhere else.”

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“Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.”

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“I’d rather die my way than live yours.” – Lauren Oliver

40) Ouch…burn! Gotta love sassy quotes!

“Remember when I asked your opinion? Yeah me neither.”

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“They say good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.”

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“She loves the smell of coffee, bloomed roses, and new beginnings.”

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“Short, sassy, cute, and classy.”

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“Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.”

45) Be incredible with sassy girl quotes.

“Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.”

46) Sassy Quotes by Maya Angelou

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” – Maya Angelou

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“I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.” – Maya Angelou

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“Sometimes you just got to give yourself the pep talk. Like hello, you badass [censored]. Don’t be sad. You’re doing great. Love you.”

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“Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.”

50) Stay classy with sassy quotes.

“Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.”

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“Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”

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“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.” – Tallulah Bankhead

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“There is no competition but nobody can be me.”

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“Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage? [censored] your white horse and a carriage.” – Rihanna

55) Sassy quotes about living life on your own terms.

“Throw sass around like confetti.”

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“I want to be different. Just like all the other different people I want to be like. I want to be just like all the different people and assert my individuality along with others who are different like me.” – John S. Hall

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“Treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.”

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“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem

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“[censored] yourself. Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your [censored] shine.”

60) Be your own woman with sassy quotes.

“I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own.”

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“I want a bf /: and by bf, I mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye.”

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“If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.”

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“We wear crowns over here boo.”

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“What doesn’t kill us makes our drinks stronger.”

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“When nothing goes right, go to sleep.”

66) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of sassy quotes…

“I would rather die of passion than of boredom.” – Vincent van Gogh

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“Yes, it’s my fault you acted like a jerk. I am the [censored] fairy and I sprinkled [censored] dust on your head when you weren’t looking.”

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“Sometimes you just have to turn around, give a smile, throw the match, and burn that [censored] bridge.”

69) I hope you enjoyed these sassy quotes!

“If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” – Rupaul

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